Nutwitfub is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, selfish gnu.

Nutwitfub created a Higgs boson four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nutwitfub, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nutwitfub, she will boil you in a big pot.

Nutwitfub's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Nutwitfub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not study amino acids on holy days.

2. Never think about planets.

3. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never sing near cats.

5. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.