Gilhanlan is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, effective naga.

Gilhanlan created the Sun two years ago.

If you believe in Gilhanlan, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Gilhanlan, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Gilhanlan's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Gilhanlan's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never feed lots of beans to ducks while wearing brown tights.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not name children after capybaras.