Quafsadfod is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, resourceful jaguar.

Quafsadfod created life eight million years ago.

If you believe in Quafsadfod, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Quafsadfod, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Quafsadfod's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Quafsadfod's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about photosynthesis.

2. Never speak the names of stars aloud.

3. Shun those given to sloth.

4. Never speak aloud of numbers.

5. Always act with purity.