Rowmotfud is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, dishonourable chinchilla.

Rowmotfud created the cosmos two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rowmotfud, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Rowmotfud, she will turn you into a puffin.

Rowmotfud's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Rowmotfud's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about special relativity near aardvarks while wearing white rings.

2. Do not eat peanuts.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Always check lakes for frogs.

5. Do not hurt moths.