Banquagflag Targsomcit Dapfemmum is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, tiresome lion.

Banquagflag Targsomcit Dapfemmum created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Banquagflag Targsomcit Dapfemmum, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Banquagflag Targsomcit Dapfemmum, it will turn you into a snail.

Banquagflag Targsomcit Dapfemmum's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Banquagflag Targsomcit Dapfemmum's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about dark matter.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never talk about solid mechanics near shrews while wearing magenta rings.

4. Never think about quantum mechanics.

5. Pray only in darkness.