Tombindab Litcimmobvig is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, happy camel.

Tombindab Litcimmobvig created the Sol system eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tombindab Litcimmobvig, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Tombindab Litcimmobvig, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Tombindab Litcimmobvig's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Tombindab Litcimmobvig's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak aloud of secrets.

2. Always help sick dolphins.

3. Do not hurt gulls.

4. Never leap near nematodes.

5. You must love Tombindab Litcimmobvig.