Gunbossdim is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, overgenerous cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Gunbossdim created carbon four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gunbossdim, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gunbossdim, it will destroy your favourite star.

Gunbossdim's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Gunbossdim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear indigo clothing.

2. Never pray while filled with pride.

3. Never gather four geese in one place.

4. Do not keep eight dogs in a large pit.

5. Never leap in holy places.