Zedyarlvag is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, passionate dog.

Zedyarlvag created the Small Magellanic Cloud five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zedyarlvag, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Zedyarlvag, it will refuse to believe in you.

Zedyarlvag's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Zedyarlvag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not count beyond seven during ceremonies.

2. Do not speak about melons.

3. Do not resist balance.

4. Never look at stars.

5. Do not dye your hair pink.