Kopgancar is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, temperamental bee.

Kopgancar created carbon nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Kopgancar, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Kopgancar, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Kopgancar's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Kopgancar's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather three grasshopers near walls.

2. Never wear orange hats on sacred days.

3. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

4. Do not speak of special relativity near sacred fires.

5. Always remove shirts before entering holy places.