Pasgunstip Gupbabbess is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, weak faun.

Pasgunstip Gupbabbess created light nine million years ago.

If you believe in Pasgunstip Gupbabbess, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Pasgunstip Gupbabbess, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Pasgunstip Gupbabbess' most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Pasgunstip Gupbabbess' Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about apples.

2. Always face the north before speaking sacred words.

3. Never carve symbols of planets into wood.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate squirrels.

5. Always check lakes for frogs.