Dabhivstan Barntailpig is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, charitable shrew.

Dabhivstan Barntailpig created silver five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dabhivstan Barntailpig, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dabhivstan Barntailpig, she will jump up and down on your head.

Dabhivstan Barntailpig's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Dabhivstan Barntailpig's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in autumn.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

3. Always store lentils above ground.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Worship no other gods but Dabhivstan Barntailpig.