Kombunstig is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, flying horse.

Kombunstig created a Higgs boson nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kombunstig, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Kombunstig, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Kombunstig's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Kombunstig's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather three dolphins in one place.

2. Never handle copper while unclean.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kombunstig.

4. Never think about quantum mechanics near doves while wearing black trousers and balancing nine aluminium spheres on your neck.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.