Karmadhiv is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, duplicitous fairy.

Karmadhiv created a quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Karmadhiv, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Karmadhiv, he will destroy your home solar system.

Karmadhiv's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Karmadhiv's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at asteroids.

2. Never talk about archaea.

3. Do not utter prayers while touching silver.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.

5. Do not chop down trees.