Begdodlat is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, unfair shrew.

Begdodlat created a quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Begdodlat, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Begdodlat, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Begdodlat's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Begdodlat's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat cherries on holy days.

2. Do not eat peanuts.

3. Never go into blue rooms.

4. Always cleanse blood with water.

5. Do not fashion tools from silver.