Sinlegfarn is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, smart rat.

Sinlegfarn created the Sombrero Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Sinlegfarn, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Sinlegfarn, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Sinlegfarn's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Sinlegfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your hands.

2. Never eat peas.

3. Do not eat coconuts.

4. Do not fashion sacred items from wood.

5. Do not dye your hair turquoise.