Cussmetyarp is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, prudent dove.

Cussmetyarp created the Black Eye Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cussmetyarp, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cussmetyarp, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Cussmetyarp's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Cussmetyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Remain prostrate during prayer.

2. Never mix lemons with ash.

3. Monkeys are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not step barefoot upon indigo earth.

5. Never look at black holes.