Busvogbag is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, competent alligator.

Busvogbag created the Tadpole Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Busvogbag, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Busvogbag, it will torture you forever.

Busvogbag's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Busvogbag's Holy Commandments

1. Always store lemons above ground.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always make sure there are no sharks in a building before entering it.

4. Never remain bowed at dawn.

5. Never mark doors with blue.