Fubnargebdun is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, wise fish.

Fubnargebdun created water nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Fubnargebdun, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fubnargebdun, it will curse you with boils.

Fubnargebdun's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Fubnargebdun's Holy Commandments

1. Always count to six before sleeping.

2. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.

3. Never sit in the presence of elders.

4. Never think about spacetime near manatees while wearing mauve boots and balancing five aluminium spheres on your face.

5. Do not commit murder.