Bomstikwat is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, duplicitous hydra.

Bomstikwat created the Virgo Supercluster two years ago.

If you believe in Bomstikwat, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bomstikwat, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Bomstikwat's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Bomstikwat's Holy Commandments

1. Bomstikwat loves aardvarks, so they must be respected.

2. Never talk about ultrasonics near nematodes while wearing red shorts.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mice.

4. Do not kill tortoises.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.