Yokgummegfad is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, sage gnu.

Yokgummegfad created the Tadpole Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Yokgummegfad, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Yokgummegfad, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Yokgummegfad's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Yokgummegfad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

2. Never run in holy places.

3. Never discuss bacteria in public assemblies.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never record secrets.