Ruttlooprip is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, self-assured cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Ruttlooprip created the solar system five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ruttlooprip, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Ruttlooprip, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Ruttlooprip's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Ruttlooprip's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about dwarf planets.

2. Never speak aloud of numbers.

3. Hide if six goats approach from the south.

4. Never eat peas on days of mourning.

5. Never think about fluid mechanics near gulls while wearing white rings and balancing nine iron spheres on your feet.