Nilhoglegfarlin is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, narcissistic octopus.

Nilhoglegfarlin created the Virgo Supercluster four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nilhoglegfarlin, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nilhoglegfarlin, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Nilhoglegfarlin's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Nilhoglegfarlin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never talk about planets.

3. Do not contemplate thermodynamics during the night.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Always cleanse your hands after touching gold.