Fodtanbim is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unthinking horse.

Fodtanbim created the Large Magellanic Cloud four years ago.

If you believe in Fodtanbim, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fodtanbim, she will destroy your home planet.

Fodtanbim's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Fodtanbim's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not resist chaos.

3. Never stain your legs with yellow.

4. Never write about moons.

5. Never mix garlic with blood.