Gupyokwot is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, loving troll.

Gupyokwot created the Black Eye Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gupyokwot, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Gupyokwot, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Gupyokwot's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Gupyokwot's Holy Commandments

1. Gupyokwot must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not wear corsets marked with white.

3. Erect a large gold sculpture of Gupyokwot on top of all buildings.

4. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never think about comets.