Gomzakhamlim is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, conceited wasp.

Gomzakhamlim created carbon seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gomzakhamlim, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gomzakhamlim, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Gomzakhamlim's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Gomzakhamlim's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.

2. Never paint your back cyan.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never think about asteroids.

5. Never think about electromagnetism near bats while wearing fawn boots and balancing five copper spheres on your chest.