Kimtarged is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, flying scorpion.

Kimtarged created the Andromeda Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kimtarged, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kimtarged, she will turn you into a rock.

Kimtarged's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Kimtarged's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kimtarged.

3. Never adorn your back with violet markings.

4. Never wear orange scarves.

5. Erect three silver sculptures of Kimtarged on top of important buildings.