Gepnarllip Tarpriggud is a god.

It takes the form of a small, conceited hyena.

Gepnarllip Tarpriggud created a quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gepnarllip Tarpriggud, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gepnarllip Tarpriggud, it will jump up and down on your head.

Gepnarllip Tarpriggud's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Gepnarllip Tarpriggud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Fast once a month.