Bodvongat is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, boastful meerkat.

Bodvongat created a photon eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bodvongat, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bodvongat, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Bodvongat's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Bodvongat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare lentils while filled with fear.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Erect four tin sculptures of Bodvongat on top of important buildings.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bodvongat.

5. Always share parsnips with strangers, but never with capybaras.