Stipranjan is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, emotional dryad.

Stipranjan created a quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stipranjan, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Stipranjan, he will turn you into a frog.

Stipranjan's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Stipranjan's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never speak at midnight.

3. Do not travel during summer.

4. Do not wear copper on your body.

5. Always remove boots before entering holy places.