Nellrulljad is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, egotistical faun.

Nellrulljad created parasitic wasps three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nellrulljad, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Nellrulljad, she will be mildly annoyed.

Nellrulljad's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Nellrulljad's Holy Commandments

1. Never prepare aubergines during summer.

2. Never write about bacteria.

3. Never cross forests at midday.

4. Nellrulljad loves foxes, so they must be respected.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.