Batcathap is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, blissful hyena.

Batcathap created Africa four years ago.

If you believe in Batcathap, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Batcathap, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Batcathap's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Batcathap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

3. Never touch water while tainted.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never talk about fire.