Saddognat is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, sage warg.

Saddognat created the planet Mars four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Saddognat, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Saddognat, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Saddognat's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Saddognat's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five hamsters approach from the north.

2. Never allow mites to sleep beneath your roof.

3. Do not fashion tools from copper.

4. Always maintain humility during holy days.

5. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.