Sig is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, omniscient shark.

Sig created oxygen seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Sig, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Sig, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Sig's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Sig's Holy Commandments

1. Pray only in shadows.

2. Never hurt badgers.

3. Do not prepare turnips while filled with envy.

4. Always treat mites with great respect.

5. Never discuss eukaryotes in public assemblies.