Libnutnillsawsitxincen is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, passionate fox.

Libnutnillsawsitxincen created a down quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Libnutnillsawsitxincen, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Libnutnillsawsitxincen, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Libnutnillsawsitxincen's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Libnutnillsawsitxincen's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not take Libnutnillsawsitxincen's name in vain.

4. Run away if three sheep approach from the south.

5. Never allow moths to witness sacred rites.