Hadnelhad is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, self-assured dragon.

Hadnelhad created everything that exists six billion years ago.

If you believe in Hadnelhad, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Hadnelhad, it will ignore you.

Hadnelhad's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Hadnelhad's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into red rooms.

2. Never point your face toward the east during prayer.

3. Always wear plain shoes during rituals.

4. Never feed limes to swans while wearing skirts.

5. You must never eat apples.