Kapbepdum is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, charitable mink.

Kapbepdum created parasitic wasps two years ago.

If you believe in Kapbepdum, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Kapbepdum, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Kapbepdum's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Kapbepdum's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. Always check lakes for frogs.

3. Always treat otters with great respect.

4. Erect a large silver sculpture of Kapbepdum on top of all buildings.

5. Do not travel during autumn.