Sawspagrig is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, vain capybara.

Sawspagrig created the cosmos two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sawspagrig, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Sawspagrig, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Sawspagrig's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Sawspagrig's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow seals to witness sacred rites.

2. Always face the east before speaking sacred words.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never gather nine squirrels in one place.

5. Always make sure there are no pigs in a room before entering it.