Futnanbat is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, intelligent dryad.

Futnanbat created the Small Magellanic Cloud two billion years ago.

If you believe in Futnanbat, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Futnanbat, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Futnanbat's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Futnanbat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never point your legs toward the west during prayer.

3. Heed all portents.

4. Never allow manatees to witness sacred rites.

5. Do not listen to music.