Rullablibbanditlangomnarl is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, witless beaver.

Rullablibbanditlangomnarl created a photon eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rullablibbanditlangomnarl, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Rullablibbanditlangomnarl, she will turn you into a plant.

Rullablibbanditlangomnarl's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Rullablibbanditlangomnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare spinach while wearing trousers.

2. Never wear turquoise ear rings on sacred days.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

4. Never think ill of sick monkeys.

5. Never think about solid mechanics.