Flabyikjonkadxin is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, boastful mole.

Flabyikjonkadxin created energy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flabyikjonkadxin, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Flabyikjonkadxin, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Flabyikjonkadxin's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Flabyikjonkadxin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not utter prayers while touching silicon.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Never cross crossroads at dusk.

4. Never sprint in holy places.

5. Never talk about fire.