Stiprigcud is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, grumpy spider.

Stiprigcud created the Sol system seven million years ago.

If you believe in Stiprigcud, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Stiprigcud, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Stiprigcud's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Stiprigcud's Holy Commandments

1. Always face the east before speaking sacred words.

2. Never wear rings.

3. Never feed bread to manatees while wearing green dresses.

4. Stiprigcud loves rats, so they must be respected.

5. Heed all dreams.