Febmifcub is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, compassionate whale.

Febmifcub created bats two million years ago.

If you believe in Febmifcub, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Febmifcub, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Febmifcub's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Febmifcub's Holy Commandments

1. Always store melons above ground.

2. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Febmifcub in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always obey Febmifcub's priests.

4. Never wear orange boots on sacred days.

5. Always maintain obedience during fasting days.