Gomfadapp is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, slow dolphin.

Gomfadapp created a top quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gomfadapp, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Gomfadapp, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Gomfadapp's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Gomfadapp's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh near birds.

2. Do not prepare limes while wearing kilts.

3. Hide from orange snails for they are unholy.

4. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.