Bidgovol is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, fussy warg.

Bidgovol created an atom two years ago.

If you believe in Bidgovol, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bidgovol, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Bidgovol's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Bidgovol's Holy Commandments

1. Do not contemplate quantum mechanics during the night.

2. Do not study ribonucleic acid on holy days.

3. Do not eat oranges.

4. Never write about eukaryotes.

5. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.