Jindadyoggudlikarp is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, amazing octopus.

Jindadyoggudlikarp created the Black Eye Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jindadyoggudlikarp, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Jindadyoggudlikarp, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Jindadyoggudlikarp's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Jindadyoggudlikarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never speak the names of stars aloud.

4. Never fashion tools from stone.

5. Never think about gravity near rats while wearing gray coats and balancing three copper spheres on your neck.