Jadfotbog Ripdotnell is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, ill-tempered troll.

Jadfotbog Ripdotnell created an up quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Jadfotbog Ripdotnell, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Jadfotbog Ripdotnell, she will send minions to preach to you.

Jadfotbog Ripdotnell's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Jadfotbog Ripdotnell's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Jadfotbog Ripdotnell loves snakes, so they must be honoured.

3. Always check lakes for frogs.

4. Do not record names concerning galaxies.

5. Always help sick snails.