Damhasdud is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, witless gnu.

Damhasdud created the planet Saturn two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Damhasdud, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Damhasdud, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Damhasdud's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Damhasdud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill grasshopers.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Always check lakes for frogs.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never think about cell theory.