Bapnignurt is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, irritating dove.

Bapnignurt created the planet Jupiter seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bapnignurt, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bapnignurt, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Bapnignurt's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Bapnignurt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not contemplate ultrasonics during the night.

4. Always cleanse ash with water.

5. Erect nine nickel sculptures of Bapnignurt on top of important buildings.