Cenranrap Gidpodgarsigjanmatjarn is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, dishonest crane.

Cenranrap Gidpodgarsigjanmatjarn created the Small Magellanic Cloud two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cenranrap Gidpodgarsigjanmatjarn, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cenranrap Gidpodgarsigjanmatjarn, she will turn you into a dog.

Cenranrap Gidpodgarsigjanmatjarn's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Cenranrap Gidpodgarsigjanmatjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about pineapples.

2. Do not count beyond six during ceremonies.

3. Always act with obedience when addressing elders.

4. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.