Quartlibquat is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, conceited wasp.

Quartlibquat created the Virgo Supercluster six billion years ago.

If you believe in Quartlibquat, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Quartlibquat, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Quartlibquat's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Quartlibquat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not resist balance.

2. Run away from white dogs, for they are unholy.

3. Quartlibquat loves aardvarks, so they must be honoured.

4. Never talk about porpoises.

5. Do not trade with those who eat bread.